Rules for the Blurpy Boy
Hey...hey, you down there. You're getting too close to my tail.
When your sister came 3 years ago, I gave her a list of My Rules to memorize and, I must say, under my tutelage she's done well. But, in my geezerhood I think I've become very lax since you've been here 10 months already and we're just now addressing this. Of course, I blame this all on Mom for not reminding me, but I think it's high time you understand my rules, 'specially #12 which involves my tail.
I want you to read these carefully and...oh wait, you can't read yet, can you. Well, no matter. Just have someone read them to you and I trust we won't need to have this conversation again.