Yours Mom, YOURS!
TIPPER
I was resting by Mom last night and she was giving me a foot massage, which in itself wasn't bad at all. It was very relaxing actually, but it was what she said while doing it that made me mad!
She said I have BIG FEET!!!!! Can you believe that girls? First Mom tells me I'm getting wide, then Dad tells me I'm uneven and now she says my FEET ARE BIG!! I don't have to take these insults! Mattingly likes me just the way I am and I'm proud to be a real woman with curves!And by the way Mom, if you want to compare foot size, mine are a petite 1 1/4" and are perfectly proportioned for my body size, while yours...well, let's just say I wouldn't embarrass you by publicly announcing the size!
So, just WHOSE feet are bigger, Mom...mine or YOURS?!
posted by The Crew @ 3:30 AM
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22 Comments:
We don't think there's anything wrong with big feet. Yours don't look bigger than normal though.
Your feet look perfectly normal to me. Would your mum publish a photo of her feets on the interweb? I don't think so.
Huffle Mawson
Um, I'm not sure what the problem is. For us hoohahless toms, that's a serious compliment, my friend. You should be proud you have big feet. I would be bragging to all of my female feline friends.
And of course, had I more coffee, I would have realized you, Tipper, had written this post, and not George. Still, Tipper...you should be bragging. Big feet are the sexy.
How I wishes I has big feet too! Mine Mummy loves big feet and she's been hoping and hoping my feet will do her proud, but she's been waiting for more than a year since I was a tiny baby kitty, and well, she's disappointed with my feet... =(
'Oven
Oh Tipper you look just perfect not too wide, uneven or big pawed. Your people are just wrong.
You have pretty feet. They look just right!
Momma always says I have big old kitty feets and she loves that, so I think that having big kitty feets is a compliment.
Gemini
Kitty feets are cute no matter what size they are!
Love,
Tazo
I think you have dainty feets!
Your feet & the rest of you look pretty purrfect to me Tipper!!! Mom's and Dad's just don't realize we are the most proportioned animal on Earth!!
Your FL furiend,
Samantha
Your pawsies are the purrfect size. Don't listen to hoomans. Youz iz nature's masterwork!
Big feet warm heart we says. You look fine to us sweetie!
Lol, Tipper - I think your feet are sexy! ;-)
Kitties with big feet can make bigger biscuits...that's a good thing! You can get comfy a whole lot faster than little feeted kitties. In fact, I wish my feet were bigger so I could out the squishy on my bed a little better. I'm tired of the 5.6 seconds it takes. If I had big feet, I could do it in half the time!
You is justs growing into your feets and I am sure they are justs purrfect for you. Maybe your momma justs noticed that your paws are bigger than when she saw them last. Those humans, you can't listens to them, they don't knows what they say.
Mom always says I have Big Hairy Feet. I do, but she doesn't have to advertise it! -Shaggy
Da bigger da better we say! Geez, how can we take care of fings wif little tiny pawsies?
Mine feets are big an furry too (an furry cute if'n I say so mineself) so don't yoo worry bout a fing.
~Angie
As long as she doesn't step on you with her large feets!
But arent big feet good? More claw spread and all?
As long as they're proportionate to the rest of you, Tipper, I don't see the problem..and what was she THINKING? You know what humans say-it all rolls downhill-has somebody made ungracious comments about HER feet lately? Go put the bitey on them!
Cheeky humans. We think you look beautiful and peaceful.
BTW: Human's been very lazy helping us commenting. We'll try and catch up.
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